Australian Cane Toad Sausage Cures Erectile Dysfunction

Brainbugs down under have stumbled on what to do with the menacing cane toads by grinding the evil little hoppers into sausage. The toads are notorious for their ugly and toxic nature and have been poisoning the local endangered wildlife.

Speaking of wild life during the testing of the processed toad meat it was discovered that the male subjects who consumed the delicious entrée became extremely randy and not only maintained their personal little hopper for hours but jumped on just about anything that moved. Always looking for a way to turn a turd into a diamond mine the Aussie immediately began to market the local snack though the name 'Big Bamboo' seems geographically challenged.

Russia has become a trade partner for the delicacy in hopes of revitalizing the minus population growth and Czar Putin has signed on to become the manly official spokesperson.